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Oranges on the Brain

Joe Graham - Writer

Since writing his first full-length play, Sherbet Lemon in 1999, Joe has had professional productions at the The Everyman Theatre in Cheltenham, Sherbet Lemon; Best Man Faller; Spare Prick; Actually Moving; and Bristol Old Vic, Joined at the Hip. In 2006 / 2007 he was commissioned to write two new pantomimes for Watford Palace Theatre, Cinderella and Aladdin. In 2011 his musical comedy Rhinestone Mondays undertook a Number 1 theatre tour around the UK. 2012 saw Joe’s play Oranges on the Brain produced by Delirium Theatre at the Pegasus Theatre, Oxford and at the Courtyard Theatre, London.

Written in workshop with a group of secondary school students for Sixth Sense Theatre Company, his play The Goldfish Bowl, toured over 40 schools.

Joe also runs his own theatre company, Balancing Act through which he has produced and directed his own plays including; Dancing to the Sound of Crunching Snails; A Fistful of Mondays; Fun Run; Spare Prick and in 2023, The Murmuration of Starlings. He also wrote and directed the family comedy musicals Quasimodo A GoGo; Sinbad and the Voyage of the Seven Souls; Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? and Peter Pan and and the Fountain of Eternal Youth, working with brother Jim Graham who wrote the original music for these productions.

Joe wrote and performed, I Get That a Lot at the Chipping Norton Theatre as part of Paines Plough’s ‘Come to Where I’m From’ initiative.

To date Joe has 18 plays in publication through the publisher J. Garnet Miller.

Joe has also turned his writing to screenplays and is looking to progress that side of his work in the future in harmony with writing and producing his plays with Balancing Act.

For a longer read, Joe’s amusing memoir of growing up in Glasgow in the sixties Someone put a Road on our Cave is published on Amazon for you to buy virtually or as a real book.


Plays by Joe Graham

The Murmuration Of Starlings

May 2023
Witney Corn Exchange, Witney
Produced by Balancing Act
Directed by Joe Graham

Quasimodo Agogo

(family musical)

January 2015
Unicorn Theatre, Abingdon
Produced by Balancing Act
Directed by Joe Graham

Spare Prick

September 2013
OFS Studio, Oxford
Produced by Balancing Act
Directed by Joe Graham

July 2004
Everyman Theatre, Cheltenham
(2 week run)
Directed by Sue Colverd

The Swing

(one act)

June 2012
Won awards in the Oxfordshire Drama Network Drama Festival
Produced by Balancing Act
Directed by Chris Graham

Mind The Gap

(one act)

June 2005
June 2013

Won awards at both the Oxfordshire Drama Network and Wallingford Corn Exchange Drama Festivals
Produced by Balancing Act
Directed by Joe Graham

Oranges On The Brain

July 2012
Courtyard Theatre, London
Produced by Delirium Theatre Company
Directed by Oliver Khaderbai

June 2012
Pegasus Theatre, Oxford
Produced by Delirium Theatre Company
Directed by Oliver Khaderbai

Rhinestone Mondays

Number 1 National UK Tour

31st August - 22nd October 2011
Starred:
Shaun Williamson (EastEnders, Extras)
Faye Tozer (Steps, Tell Me On A Sunday)
Ian H Watkins (Steps, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)
Lyn Paul (The New Seekers, Blood Brothers)

Fun Run

May 2012
Jermyn Street Theatre, London
Rehearsed reading showcase
Directed by Joyce Branagh

May 2010
OFS Studio, Oxford
Showcase - Produced by Balancing Act
Joe Graham

November 2010
Oldham Colisseum Theatre, Oldham
Rehearsed reading showcase
Directed by Joyce Branagh

Shortlisted for the Liverpool Hope Playwriting Prize 2021

Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf

(family musical)

2010
Produced by Kennington ADS
Directed by Joe Graham
Features original music written by Jim Graham

Dancing To The Sound Of Crunching Snails

(one act)

July 2009
24:7 FESTIVAL in Manchester
Directed by Joyce Branagh

Starred: Michael Starke (Brookside, Hairspray Sister Act the musical)

April 2009
OFS Studio, Oxford 
Produced by Balancing Act
Directed by Joyce Branagh

Won overall ‘best play’ in both the Oxfordshire Drama Network and Wallingford Corn Exchange Drama Festival

A Fistful Of Mondays

July 2009
OFS Studio, Oxford
Produced by Balancing Act
Directed by Joyce Branagh

Won the 2001 Oxfordshire Drama Network Playwriting Competition

THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME

(family musical)

2009
Produced by Kennington ADS
Directed by Joe Graham
Features original music written by Jim Graham

SINBAD AND THE VOYAGE OF THE SEVEN SOULS

(family musical)

2008
Produced by Kennington ADS
Directed by Joe Graham
Features original music written by Jim Graham

Oxfordshire Drama Network Pantomime competition - winner

ALADDIN

(pantomime)

5 December 2006 - 7 January 2007
Watford Palace Theatre
Produced by Watford Palace Theatre
Directed by Joyce Branagh

CINDERELLA

(pantomime)

3 December 2005 - 8 January 2006
Watford Palace Theatre
Produced by Watford Palace Theatre
Directed by Joyce Branagh

THE GOLDFISH BOWL

(one act)

2006-2007
Written in workshop with sixth form students and Produced by Sixth Sense Theatre Company Performed with 2 others in a 40 schools tour

PETER PAN AND THE FOUNTAIN OF ETERNAL YOUTH

(pantomime)

2006
Produced by Kennington ADS
Directed by Joe Graham
Features original music written by Jim Graham

ACTUALLY MOVING

September 2005
Produced by The Everyman Theatre, Cheltenham
Directed by Sue Colverd

ROBIN HOODWINKED

(pantomime)

2005
Produced by Kennington ADS
Directed by Joe Graham

BEST MAN FALLER

February 2003
Produced by The Everyman Theatre, Cheltenham
Directed by Jo Bousfield

JOINED AT THE HIP

(one act)

January 2002
Bristol Old Vic - Opened ‘Bare Faced Chic’ season of new writing
Directed by Joyce Branagh

June 2001
Performed in Oxfordshire Drama Network and Wallingford Corn Exchange Drama Festivals
Produced by Balancing Act
Directed by Joe Graham

SHERBET LEMON

June 1999
The Everyman Theatre, Cheltenham
Directed by Sue Colverd

July 2001
Orange Tree Theatre, Richmond
Rehearsed Reading
Directed by Joyce Branagh

ACTUALLY MOVING

(one act - developed to full length)

June 2004
Won overall ‘best play’ in both the Oxfordshire Drama Network and Wallingford Corn Exchange Drama Festivals
Produced by Balancing Act
Directed by Joe Graham

GETTING DARK

(one act)

June 2003
Performed in Oxfordshire Drama Network and Wallingford Corn Exchange Drama Festivals
Produced by Balancing Act
Directed by Joe Graham

THE WITCHES OF PRESTWICK

(one act)

June 2002
Performed in Oxfordshire Drama Network and Wallingford Corn Exchange Drama Festivals
Produced by Balancing Act
Directed by Phil Evans

UNDERWRITTEN

(one act)

June 2001
Performed in Oxfordshire Drama Network and Wallingford Corn Exchange Drama Festivals
Produced by Balancing Act
Directed by Joe Graham

IT’S YOUR FUNERAL

(one act)

1999
Performed in Oxford Drama Network and Wallingford Corn Exchange Drama Festivals
Produced by Kennington Amateur Dramatic Society
Directed by Joe Graham

LET’S PARTY

(one act)

1998
Performed in Oxford Drama Network and Wallingford Corn Exchange Drama Festivals
Produced by Kennington Amateur Dramatic Society
Directed by Joe Graham

IN LIMBO

(one act)

1997
Performed in Oxford Drama Network Festival
Produced by Kennington Amateur Dramatic Society
Directed by Joe Graham


Screenplays by Joe Graham

Joe has written several screenplays. These are not currently optioned for production, but have so far garnered many awards in film festivals.

More information on these and script copies are available on request.


Books by Joe Graham

An amusing memoir of growing up in Glasgow in the sixties, Someone put a Road on our Cave is published on Amazon for you to buy virtually or as a real book.